Kiss Me

The 5fm Hi 5@5 claims that it will play whatever songs receive the most votes. It's time to test it.
Two Mariah songs AND two Black Eyed Peas songs on the same top 25, is a bit excessive.

To help the cause please SMS this text "Hi5 Indecent Obsession Kiss Me" to 33345.

Do it because you are taking a political stance against the pre-packaged pop rubbish that the popular media force down your throat;
Do it because it's random;
Do it because you like the feeling of being part of something;
Do it because you just fell in love;
Do it because you secretly wet your bed until you were twelve;
Do it because you were a child of fashion's forgotten decade, the 80s;
Do it because Christmas is a time of giving;
Do it because she left you with nothing but your shoes;
Do it because you like absurdist humour;
But whatever your reason, please, please, do it.

Doing so will not aid starving children in Uzbhekikazaktimbukomarsheriefstan, but you will put a smile on the face of a very bored young man working a nine-to-fiver in a little mining village affectionately known as 'Boksburg'. Microsoft will not send you $12 for every person you send this to, but you will receive 1 x warm squishy feeling inside when you hear…

X-cuse me for staring, your looks have me blinded,
you want to touch me, so don't try and fight it,
and kiss me...
I'd walk your sweet curves for days without water,
my drink is your lips don't you think you oughtta,
just kiss me...
Blond and ambitious you're dancing with wild boys,
melting the ice round my heart, girl, with your voice
Strawberry lips saying, Baby I want you,
Raising my fever tonight so why don't you
just kiss me, oh woh oh, kiss me...
This conversation is making me nervous,
please pay attention, imagine we're lovers,
and kiss me...
You turn me on, turn me off like a flashlight,
feel like a blindman who's taking the night-flight,
so kiss me...
I am the mirror who holds your reflection,
you can't resist me, I am your infection...
Strawberry lips saying, Baby I want you,
Raising my fever tonight so why don't you
just kiss me, oh woh oh, kiss me...
Strawberry lips call my name so inviting,
can't think of anything else more exciting,
so kiss me, oh woh oh, kiss me
(nanananananana)
Dressed to the teeth in your soft skin and perfume,
only my heart cuts the silence in your room...
Strawberry lips saying, Baby I want you,
Raising my fever tonight so why don't you
just kiss me, oh woh oh
Strawberry lips are my favorite flavour,
drinking their colour is all that I'm made for,
so kiss me, oh woh oh, kiss me, oh woh oh
kiss me, oh woh oh, kiss me, oh woh oh...
Strawberry lips call my name so inviting,
can't think of anything else more exciting,
so kiss me, oh woh, kiss me, oh woh oh...
(nanananana)

Thanks for your time, enjoy the rest of your day.