What happened to the Ramble?

I have a few theories…

1. Knappy’s gravitational force became so large that it sucked Jamo into an uncontrollable spiral until he crashed head first into the big pile of red ooze rendering him helpless and without the ability to talk crap.
2. Knappy sat on Jamo unknowingly and squeezed all of Jamo’s creative intellect from his skull, after which time it was absorbed by the red ooze.
3. Rowan changed so much that, through his influence, the entire Internet changed its elementary physical structure disabling the ability to translate binary code into readable format.

4. Jamo changed so much that, through his actions of going to work and not living the Jamo lifestyle, the entire volume of beer in the world was thrown out of balance, shifting the Earths axis and forcing an uncontrollable spin resulting in, once again, Jamo’s creative intellect being sucked from his skull and being absorbed by the ooze.
5. Kent disappeared and took the English language with him.

mmm…one of those.