National Day of the Ninja

Black tights?

A ninja at Ask a Ninja explains what to get the ninja in your life this Christmas.

A tapeworm is not a good gift

Happy National Day of the Ninja.

They're All About Honesty

Ladies, don't know what to buy your guy? My gift to you this Christmas: Budgy Smugglers; the answer to all your gift buying needs.

My personal favourite: Thrusters

If you can't afford an expensive watch but still want to look
sophisticated

A Shameless Punt

Hey kids

Ladies and gentlemen I give you Matti Gair. Not only does he have the honour of knowing me; but he is also handsome and talented. And a couple of weeks ago he had the privilege of touching Smythers' package (skin on skin). What can I say? The man has it all.