The Unending Ability of People to Freak Me Out

Ok - I was checking out some of the referrals to my page (I'm not conceited just curious, mkay?!) and one was from a Google search on "alisha keys" "hairy chest". I shit you not. How the blog returned a result for such a search is probably best left uninvestigated, whatever.

What can I say? People have some weird sexual tastes. It's amazing what they are into when protected by the beautiful anonymity provided by liquid crystals and cathode rays. Imagine the poor wife (or husband) who deals with that conversation after 5 years of marriage:

Wife: Hi honey. How was work?
Husband: Pretty good thanks. We managed to close the Jespowitz deal.
Wife: That's great! How would you like to celebrate?
Husband: Well...there is something...
Wife: Yes?
Husband: It's a little kinky...
Wife: (blushes) oooohhh...go on...
Husband: Could you put your hair into corn rows and sit on the piano stool?
Wife: ...Ohhhh, that is a little kinky Knappy...ok!
Husband: And here - could you wear this Austin Powers prop?
MMMMMMM....yeah! That's the spot!

Ok bye.