Life is smelly in SA's urinal city
I couldn't help myself when I caught Life's most rosy for people who live in Bloemfontein in this week's Sunday Times. Nice catchy succint title don't you think. Those crazy-cat newspaper editors and their puns. I had a stab at my own little one for this post. What do you think? An undiscovered career that's what. But I digress:
PE was rated number 9 out of our 9 SA's major cities. Ha! It was in the Sunday Times so it must be true! Let me contextualise this a bit. I have several mates from PE who go on incessantly about what a great place it is, how they want to breed kids there, grow old and die in amongst the smelting plants there, blah, blah, blah. I, on the other hand, think it is a smelly toilet of a place. They don't even have a respectable private all-boys school and have to make do with one of the public variety. And as we all know they aren't even well-bred enough to give courtesy reach around.
Anyway: Style and Sophistication and Not Smelling Like a Loftus Port-a-Potty 1 - 0 P.E.
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Dave, I really do think you have missed your calling career wise! Your writing is brillian and I always have a giggle when I read your posts. Perhaps offer your services to the very same Sunday Times? M.xxx
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Port Elizabeth is not a toilet. The same article also rated Pietermaritzburg second. I am guessing this is due to the "respectable private all-boys school" in the area. But if we have to be honest, Pietermaritzburg is a hole that does not deserve electricity and modern things like cars. They should have ox wagons... so back off PE.
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